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A young lady day dreaming my way through Chicago...here's what happened...Following
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A young lady day dreaming my way through Chicago...here's what happened...Following
I smoked with a stripper because I’m beautiful.. Makes sense.
I needed a homo because I’m gay. Well, ok, that was pretty blunt.
I banged a bag of weed because I love marijuana. Logic - it works.
I slept with a stripper because that how I roll. Sorry Laura
I ate out Santa Claus because I’m sexy as hell.
GPOYW- Why make a straight face edition.
Between classic crooner Bing Crosby and watching the snow fall outside my window I’m getting more and more in the mood for Christmas!
A boy I fancy actually works for a company (not a school) that shuts down for snow days…like in elementary/jr. high/high school. WTF. I need to to research employers who do this, and apply immediately!
To all:
We are instituting a cost reduction of our kitchen supplies effective immediately. Once our current supplies of the following are gone, we will not be re-ordering:
Paper towels, cups, plates, bowls, silverware
We will continue to order coffee, but you will need to supply your own cup. Shirley will also order the necessary cleaning supplies.
If you are having a meeting that requires any of the discontinued supplies, please let Shirley know at least 3 days prior to your meeting to make sure you have what you need.
If you have any questions, please see me.
Rose
Zooey Deschanel
If I was lucky enough to be, on what appears to be a boat, watching Zooey Deschanel sing…I would look more entertained than the bitch behind her with a seltzer & lime. Get with the program lady.
